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|Sunday, January 6th, 2002|
JUNO STOLE MAH BITCHES AGAIN! BOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!!!111!!!!!111 (:(:(:(:(:(:(
|Monday, April 16th, 2001|
|Wednesday, April 11th, 2001|
|sex sex sex sex sex sex...
Sex is great for your dick, you know? It feels so-o-o-o-o-o-o-o gooooood!! I got more of it today!! Seems the ladies like me.. hehehe. I love the feeling of SEEEX!! I got some dog porno mags today... Playdog... Doghouse... ROWR!! THESE BABES HAVE NICE ASSES!! WOOOHOOO! I'd give anything for a nice f*ck up their ass!!
Oy.. all this sex has made mt tired...
|Saturday, April 7th, 2001|
|So many chiiiiiiiiiiicks... I wanna f*ck them all!!
I got laid finally. >=) MWAHAHAHAHA!! I FINALLY got some good loving! SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX IS GREEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT!!!!!!! And this time it was a dog, not a tree, a fire hydrant, or a human's leg, a DOG!! WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! GIVE IT TO ME BAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYY!!
!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAH MOMMA THAT WAS GOOOOOOOOOD!!
|I'm wwwwwwwwwwwiiiiiiiiiiilllllllldddddddd maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
o/' I f*ck anything that walks, I drink anything that smells! I'm a POS, but I don't care! I love myself, and I love the ladies! ;P Oooo...... gotta get that one's number for sure! *howls* Gotta love dat ass... I'll f*ck it anyday for her!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW! Alright, I'm gonna go ask for a f*ck, bbl. >=P
|Friday, April 6th, 2001|
HOT BITCHES!! MUST HAAAAAAAAVE!!! SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXY ASSES!! MWAHAHAHAHA!! I WILL F*CK EVERY BITCH ON THIS EARTH EVEN IF IT KILLS ME!!
Ooooo! She's got a tight ass!! *whistles* I gotta get some action with her... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEE! WATTA HOT BAAAAAAAABE!!!!!!! I gotta get me some tail...
|I think Juno's on to me or something..
I think he thinks I wanna do that nice poodle up her ass... Well he's right. I'm a horny bastard, what can I say? I love bitches. They have such tight asses..... *drool* I wanna do her juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust right... ROWR!!
*whistles* So many babes, so little sperm...
|Another day, another drunken bastard.
I can't get enough of this stuff! Wooooooooha!! *drinks some more* Juno says he's gonna take me to a vet! You know what? F*CK THAT!! I'm prefetly fine! He's prolly gonna spay me just so I can't have fun.
I mean, how would he like it if I bit off his balls? Or made him f*ck Vela? I'm sure he wouldn't enjoy it. Ugh.. just to imagine that... *shudders* Anyway. I'm off to get WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTED!! WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHAA!! Oooooh... that poodle's got a fine ass...
|Wednesday, March 28th, 2001|
|*is REEEEEEEEEALLY pissed*
Oooooo..... I hate this.... Vela's pissed at Barry, and so am I. I wanna kill him, but Vela will have me.. spayed!! O_O';;;;;; I don't wanna be spayed!! I guess I hafta sit and wait.. -_-';; Well, at least Barry's being somewhat nicer, maybe I should join him...... nah. I'll get worse than spayed.. *gulp* I'll hafta face Vela... O_O';;;;;;;; Oh well, that bitch can't hear me now... thank god.
As for Juno... I dunno. I haven't heard from him, but I'm sure he's taking care of Vela (or the other way around..) I want this to end soon, I can't stand Barry's stink. Geez, doesn't he EVER have a shower? He smells like a pissed-filled mother f*cker piece of hairy ass sh!t!! *shrugs*
Well, I better get going, gotta watch that ugly tribal.. *sigh*
|Tuesday, March 27th, 2001|
|*Is pissed IRL cuz it didn't update LAST time..*
Uuuuuuuuuuuugh...... that bastard Barry drugged me or summin... I feel like crap, but at least I know what's going on. THE DICKHEAD SHOT DOWN VELA!! >_< HOW COULD HE?!?! Oooooo..... he's gonna get it from all of us, or just me, since I'm still on the ship.. o_O';;; Damn idiot, tries to make a right turn, and he makes a left. *sigh* I suppose I deserve all of this... Biting off Vela's skirt... pissing off Juno... Well... I'll be glad when this is all over, and I can FINALLY shoot Barry's ugly-ass head RIGHT off his shoulders!!
I'm worried about Vela, knowing her, she's probably alright, and has Juno by her side. As stupid and smelly as they are, I still care for them. They're the only people that put up with my crap. I don't blame them for hating me all this time, I've been a shithead. Well, I suppose now I can finally get my revenge on that insipid Barry. I can bite his tiny balls off. But that's a little gross... so I'll bite his head off instead.. >=) I always wanted to bite a Tribal's head off... wonder what it'd taste like... or I could add to my collection..... oh wait, I don't have one... oh well, it'll be a collector's item!! *_* Oooooo..... I can see it now, his head mounted on the wall... Oooooooo..... anyway, snap outta it, man! I got work to do!
I'm gonna go watch Barry, and this time, it's for you guys, Vela, and Juno...
Everyone's drugging me or hitting me with a bat..... >_< God damn!! Ugh.... I feel like crap, and what's worse... I'M STUCK ON BOARD WITH BARRY!! OF ALL THE FU... Calm down, Lupus... It's just Barry... now's your chance for revenge!! You're (semi) drunk, and you can bite his leg, or shoot his ugly face in.
Hehehe... I always enjoyed decapitating tribals... >=) Now I can do it for a purpose... oh damn... Juno would want me to do something specific... >_< Damn my "friends"... *sigh* I spose there's nothing I can do but intimidate him... But that's no fun, I wanna bite his ugly head off!! After all, he made Vela crash... and as much of a bitch as she can be... I... still..... care. And Juno too.. I care for him too, as dirty and idiotic as he may be...
I hate to think it's all up to me now... but that might be the way things are currently.. >_< Oh dammit! JUNO CONTACT ME NOW!! *sigh* At least Floyd's f*cked up. Hehehe! Barry the idiot couldn't program a microwave... I keep forgetting to update this baby... I feel so unworthy... Oh well... at least sooner or later, I'll be able to shoot his head off, and enojy his blood splattering EVERYWHERE!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Well, I gotta keep an eye on Barry, and this time, I'm doing it voluntarily... Current Mood: EVIL DAMMIT!
|Sunday, March 25th, 2001|
|I feel somewhat sober now
Toilet water (or piss wateR) tastes great. I feel like new. But seing Barry on it made me lose my appetite. Ugh.. I'll never get that picture out of my head.. and it was so small too..... o_O';;;
Anyway, Vela's being a dumb blo.. err... blue haired girl, she tried to take a shorcut or something. Oh well, she's a bitch anyway. And Juno.. I think he hates me now.. o_o';;; But oh well, as long as he feeds my bottomless pit.
Speaking of which... I'm hungry, gonna grab a snack.
|Saturday, March 24th, 2001|
|Alright...... I may be drunk.....
but I can tell Barry and Juno are pissed at me... I should prolly sooooooooooooooooooooober up noooooooooooooooooooooooow, before I get booted off.. o_o';;; or worse... O_O';;;;;;; I'll..... just go back... to sleep now...
|Druuuuuuuuuuuunk as a Triiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiibal......
Laying in my own puke and piss..... Oh what a feeling...... Duuuuuh..... This is great. I smell like shit, but I doooooooooooon't caaaaaaaaaaaare!!! I'm having fun fantasizing, and rolling around in my own filth... Whaaaaaaaat fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!! LALALALALALA!!!
I never want my druuuuuuuuuuuuunkennessssssssssss to eeeeeeeeend!
|Friday, March 23rd, 2001|
This stuff is awesome!! *belches* o_O';;; *drinks more* Wooooooooooooooooooooooah!! I'm waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasted!! WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO! I wanna look up Vela's skkiiiiiiiiiiiiirt! *bleches*
Duuuuuuuuude... *falls over*
|Woooooooah... I missed a lot.
I dunno what happened, someone drugged me or something. I feel asleep for a while, or hell knows what. Well, Vela's dissppeared somewhere, so has Barry. I dunno WHAT the hell I had to drink, but I have a hangover the size of New York City... ugh.. I think I'm gonna puke...
|Monday, March 19th, 2001|
|I think everyone hates me now..
Either that, or I've gone insane... Everyone stinks. I mean literally, take a bath, people!! I haven't updated this thing in a while.. I've been to busy with other matters... Anyways, Vela thinks she's getting close to making Barry snap, when in truth, she's getting close to having me snap!
Juno's also beggining to worry me, but not as much as Vela... but anyway, I bit a piece of Vela's skirt off... hehehe... but now everyone thinks my hormones are overreacting.. -_-';;; Well, I better go, Vela's watching me closely..
|Sunday, March 18th, 2001|
|Vela's pissin me offffff.......
Now she's ordering me around like a slave. She is being such a bitch!! Oooooo... Juno's fine with me now. We're planning to kick Vela off the ship as soon as this mission is over. hehe... It's gonna be great!! Oops, she's looking.. better go.
|Ahhhhh..... I feel so much better...
I got a great night's sleep. I feel great, even though I'm STILL guarding Barry... But I feel better, and I got a decent breakfast too. I feel bad now that I bit Juno, I should've bit Vela's skirt of... Never mind. Anyway, Juno's off watching Barry, so I'm free! Anyway, I need to eat.